DAMN, I'M PISSY THIS MORNING
Just don't bother me today, okay? Everyone leave me alone. I'll resurface when I don't feel like mass murder is an attractive option.

UPDATE: Reader and TRL Fan Club President Greg has written and advised me that the above post is 'scaring (my) readers.' Please put your minds at ease. I'm very busy today, but I'm over my hangover pissiness. Now go entertain yourselves.