SLIDING A BIT FURTHER DOWN THAT SLIPPERY SLOPE

New Delhi - Two small boys and two girls were married off to four puppies by tribal villagers in the small northern Indian state of Jharkhand to ward off evil, a report said on Wednesday.

Fortunately, the boys and girls married puppies of the opposite sex, so there's no need to send Rick Santorum on a special mission to Jharkland.

(Via Fark)