ANOTHER ASSAULT ON THE GULF COAST
Bad: a monster hurricane destroys your life, ruining everything you own and leaving you homeless.

Worse: Men's Fitness calls you Fatty-Fat-Fat-Fatty!

Topping the list of the fattest schools: University of Louisiana at Lafayette, followed by University of New Orleans, Mississippi State University, Southern Illinois University at Carbondale and Portland State University.

Talk about not being able to catch a break.