MY DILEMMA
Which pull quote to use from this article?

How about:

"You've got to remember that common sense is not factored into the intelligence quotient," said Deputy Greg Gabriel...

Or maybe:

The students didn't have flashlights, warm clothes or other important supplies, Gabriel said. But the deputy said they were equipped with "distinctive headgear -- hats with antennas and horns, that kind of stuff."

I keep telling you people that it's not easy being me! If only I were as quick with a line as Deputy Greg Gabriel.