SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME
I know you people will want to make fun of this (via Fark), but before you dismiss it as the ravings of a crazy woman, I want to highlight one passage:

Plaintiff claims to have confronted Secretary of Defense Cheney with evidence of this allegation. Cheney, through ``proteus,'' purportedly told the plaintiff, ``Well, we were so sick and tiered of killing black girls. We just had to put some variety back into our death-hunting industry. And they [Persians] are incredibly beautiful. The beauty of the face heightens the pleasure of the kill. I know of no higher pleasure than the gang-rape of exceedingly beautiful people.''

Tell me Cheney didn't say that. You know he did.

I rest her case.