REPEAT AFTER ME...
If you can't be bothered reading the fucking article, don't report the fucking story.

TMZ:

"UPDATE: At 3:20PM EST today, Haley Joel Osment was charged with four criminal counts:

Driving under the influence of alcohol
Driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher
Enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher
Possession of marijuana while driving...

TMZ has learned actor Haley Joel Osment, 18, will be charged Thursday with misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol. Osment will also be charged with driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher, with an enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher. Osment, who was nominated for an Oscar for his role in "The Sixth Sense" at age 11, lost control of his 1995 Saturn on his way home collided with a brick pillar in a suburb around 1 a.m. on July 20."

Jossip:

"At 1:20PM (PST) today the kid was charged with:

• Driving under the influence of alcohol
• Driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher
• Enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher
• Possession of marijuana while driving...

The mid-day bake doesn't shock us. He's got the stoner hair. But a .08 or higher at 1:20? That would even impress our grandma! Must've been one hell of a Thursday brunch."

For those of you who think I'm asking too much, please note that I'm leaving the time discrepancy alone. Missing the heart of the story by a month, on the other hand, is, well... stupid regrettable.