IT AIN'T ME
Okay, I should start with a confession: I was Googling my own name today. And that surprises...?

I didn't think so.

Anyway, I came across repeated ugly references to another Rob Byrnes -- just an RB, not a FARB -- and I thought I should share. Because I want you to know what a tough, unfair world it is out there.

Read the comments referencing the Rob Byrnes Doll, and know two things: (1) any similarities between that Rob Byrnes and this one are entirely coincidental; and (2) some day, the Rob Byrneses -- RBs and FARBs alike -- will band together and make you kneel before us subserviently, so your juvenile scatalogical humor has no power over us.

And with that, have a great weekend and stay out of my bars! Loves ya!