GOOD NEWS FOR THE GAY AMERICAN
With a little luck, this project should be done by the time his trade paperback book tour takes him to Pennsylvania! And nothing caps off an evening of hot anonymous sex with a trucker from Coeur d'Alene like Quizno's. Uh... they say.

Official Days of Obsession and Resentment: 180. And counting. (Tell me when I start to bore you, just like you did with Cumming. HAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up! Like I care what you think!)