JUST A COINCIDENCE. REALLY!
I swear that I am not mentioning Gawker again for the sake of mentioning Gawker. However, I would be remiss if I didn't address something in one of the site's most recent entries:

"It's hard to write a book in a month when I am busy whoring myself at Townhouse every night for rent money. So be prepared to lower your crazy expectations."

Not me. Are we clear on that? Not! Me!

I haven't tried to whore myself at The Townhouse in years.

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