Thursday, October 05, 2006

Drudge is dragging out the 144-point type, so you know this must be important!
**World Exclusive**
**Must Credit the DRUDGE REPORT**

According to two people close to former congressional page Jordan Edmund, the now famous lurid AOL Instant Message exchanges that led to the resignation of Mark Foley were part of an online prank that by mistake got into the hands of enemy political operatives, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.

According to one Oklahoma source who knows the former page very well, Edmund, a conservative Republican, goaded an unwitting Foley to type embarrassing comments that were then shared with a small group of young Hill politicos...
Wait, what was that?
Edmund, a conservative Republican
Surely my eyes deceive me! A conservative Republican did this? To another Republican? Why, that's absurd!

Oh wait. There's more...
The prank went awry when the saved IM sessions got into the hands of political operatives favorable to Democrats.
There we go! I just knew the Democrats had to be at the root of this! And of course...
The prank scenario was confirmed by a second associate of Edmund. Both are fearful that their political careers will be affected if they are publicly brought into the investigation.
Awwwww. So we may never know who these two young politicos are, because they can't come forward, because then their careers will be ruined. By (all together now) the Democrats!

Coincidentally, the Democrats made sure I got stale bread today at Subway. They are a tricky bunch, you know...

UPDATE: Democratic dirty ticksters have now apparently infiltrated the ranks of the survivors of clergy pedohilia. Honestly, will they stop at nothing?!!

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