DERBYSHIRE MAKES ME HARD
Former Honorariest Homo John Derbyshire waxes McGreeveyesque at NRO:

Even if we believe that male homosexuals are precisely as attracted to male jail-bait as male heterosexuals are to the female euqivalent, the association of male homosexuality with under-age sex would still have some excuse... All human males are sexually attracted to the freshness of youth, including unlawfully extreme youth, in sex partners.

Ah, the freshness of youth...

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I need a cold shower now.