THE MYSTERIES OF RHYMING SOMETHING WITH 'PITTSBURGH'
I must be totally stupid this afternoon -- no comment needed from the likes of you, thank you very much -- but I have have had my brain flipping through the mental pages of a rhyming dictionary for a while and I can't figure this out:

Sienna Miller apologized Friday for disparaging Pittsburgh in a magazine interview, saying her remarks were taken out of context and that she found the city and residents gracious...
The 24-year-old British actress, in town shooting the screen adaptation of Michael Chabon's novel "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh," called the city a profane name that rhymes [with] Pittsburgh.

So... uh... what profane name rhymes with 'Pittsburgh.' A little help?


UPDATE: Never mind. The word is 'Shitsburgh.' Eh... not really worth my effort. And if that's what passes for clever in the world of Sienna, no wonder Jude fucked the nanny.