ALL THOSE DISABILITIES LOOK ALIKE
The AP headline:

Cops called when blind student brings dog to school

The AP lede:

A deaf Westbury boy's attempt to bring his assistance dog to school Wednesday resulted in an exchange of harsh words when police were called, the boy's mother said.

No further comment necessary.


UPDATE: It's an epidemic!


UPDATE #2: The AP fixed their error several hours later, so you will just have to trust me on this. Because I am, after all, always right.