I GUESS I REALLY AM 35
It's only fair, right? I mean, if Julian Fantechi can be 37 years old in the Daily News, but 31 on his personal site, I should be allowed to use creative arithmetic, too.

And, um, carry a light saber in an NSFW kind of way.

I have to go lie down now. Even though I'm only 35, I suddenly feel very tired.


UPDATE: Awwwww!!! All of Julian's nekkid, full-frontally-erect pics have disappeared from his web site. I guess that means no light sabers for you. You'll have to use your imaginations.