NOT THAT I'M COMPETITIVE, BUT...
Okay, minions, I didn't ask for this, but I'll be damned if I'm going down without a fight.

Over at The Malcontent, the March Gayness tournament is up and running. For some reason, I was selected to be in the first round of 64 gay blogs elbowing and back-biting competing against each other to move through the brackets.

And for some reason -- The Malcontent's Matt says it's coincidence, but... yeah, right -- in the first round, I am head to head with Queerty.

And I'm losing.

Now, I know that the Queerty gang is used to competition where "everyone's a winner," but I'm not. In my bracket, there can only be one winner.

So go vote for me or I'll be beyond sad; I'll be humiliated.