Tuesday, December 30, 2008

ALL TOGETHER NOW

In honor of the Grand Old, Old, Old Party:

Chip the Magic Cracker, from Tennessee,
Thought through hate and ignorance he'd helm the RNC.
Chip the Magic Cracker, foolish as he could be,
Ironic that his party's now a despised minority.

Together they would travel, Chip and Rush and crew,
They'd play the game of race-baiting, then maybe bait a Jew,
But not all were below them, they'd say with a squeal,
"We like brown people, long as they're Jindal, or Michael Steele!"

Oh!
Chip the Magic Cracker, from Tennessee,
Thought through hate and ignorance he'd helm the RNC.
Chip the Magic Cracker, foolish as he could be,
Ironic that his party's now a despised minority.



I could write more, but that's all Chip is worth. We can only hope he's the next RNC chair. Those 87 Republican seats in the House of Representatives will feel might comfy for his members.