CLEVEREST TURN OF PHRASE EVER!
Oh, man! I tell ya, some of our United States Members of Congress are more clever and original than the rest of us could ever hope to be. For example, take this bon mot from yesterday's House debate on a Constitutional ban on gay marriage:

"God created Adam and Eve, He didn't create Adam and Steve," said Rep. Roscoe Bartlett, R-Md.

Bwahahahahahaha!!! We homos like to think we're so sharp-tongued and witty, but even Oscar Wilde couldn't have come up with that one. Good one, Congressman!

And look! He can ride a Segway, too! He's like some sort of Renaissance Man! I bow in awe...


UPDATE: Rep. David Dreier (R-CA) voted against the amendment. Rep. Ed Schrock (R-VA) voted for it. I'm just sayin'...