WEDNESDAY REVIEW OF THE NEWS
Heh. That title makes it seem as if it's some sort of regular feature of this blog. As you know -- since you've been reading TRL for decades -- it's not. But I've got a busy day shaping up and this is the quickest way I know to update and get out of here.

First, the news everyone is talking about. Deep Throat is revealed to be:


Oh wait, that's not Mark Felt. Let me try uploading that picture again:


Which means that John Dean is finally, at long last, irrelevant.

And in other news, here's a headline you'd never expect to find on the AP wire:

"Bomb threat causes evacuation of downtown Pottsville"

Okay, that's all I've got. Get back to work.