READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP
The things you find when you Google yourself!

As a matter of fact, I am totally fuckable. But I hadn't considered a modeling career. Thank God these people have stepped up to the plate and started the process for me.

They got my location, height, and hair and eye color right. Ethnicity, too. They are a bit low high on their age estimate, but model-types like me always lie about that anyway, right? As for the other particulars, maybe I'll share with them. Eventually. Like, when the weight is back down.

Now I just need to give them an updated photo for the web site. Which one should I choose?

This one?


Or this?


A lot of tough decisions come with this modeling career. Let me tell ya...