ILLEGALS AT THE BORDER!
I don't intend to get into the topic of immigration -- so many greater minds are already solving that problem -- but this morning I read something that makes me believe that this problem is out of hand.

Folks, if this isn't stopped, we're looking at the end of everything we hold dear. Before you know it, Lassie will be barking with one of those upisde-down exclamation points tacked on to the beginning of her sentence 'arf.' I say we intercept 'em and send 'em back where they came from! Your adopted Chinese baby does not want the Taco Bell chihuahua for a playmate!

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Ugh... I shouldn't let myself get so upset. So very, very weak... End of rant...