A RIOT IS AN UGLY THING... AND I THINK THAT IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME WE HAD ONE*
We don't treat our entertainers with the same reverence as they do in India. So which star would you do this for?

Leave suggestions in the comments and we'll plan something for the appropriate time. PS: Star Jones is too obvious; choose someone else who's appropriately riot-worthy.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm feeling very weak. What, oh what, is wrong with me?



* - Don't disappoint me by not knowing the source of the quote. I may or may not be a dying man...