REMEMBER WHAT I WROTE IN THE PREVIOUS TWO ENTRIES...?
Can't. Do. It. Anymore.

Many have been the time that we've drunkenly reenacted Shelly Winters drowning in a pool of boiling water, bulging eyes and flailing arms and all. Are we terrible for finding it funny? You just have to see it.

Um...

1. Shelley?

2. Water not boiling?

3. Didn't drown? Died of a heart attack out of the water?

He really should not have struck out that 'drunkenly.' Really.