SUCH A GOOD BOY!
I don't know if you've noticed, but I have been exceptionally good lately. I haven't been fragging the usual suspects, pointing my finger at inappropriate headlines and laughing, harassing other writers, or generally mocking people. Do you want to know why?

Because a Famous Author tries to be very well-behaved in the months leading up to publication of his novel. That's why.

Also, I'm suffering from MSOD and very, very weak. You understand...