THE ALMOST-MARRIED MAN
Things are not quiet here in FamousAuthorRobByrnesLand these days. I am crazy busy at work and I still owe some fine people a short story, um... last week? But it's been 8 days since I teased you with talk of big news on the relationship front, and now all can be revealed.

In a few short weeks -- three years, two months, and five days after our relationship began -- Bradykins will be packing up the car and moving from DC to NYC. I'm even letting him stay in my apartment for a while the rest of my life.

Now we just have to get one of those Chinese babies and I'll be completely domesticated.*


* -- Just kidding. See you later at the bar.