CONFIDENTIAL TO TEEJ
If you haven't heard from me, it's not for lack of trying. But over the weekend a few e-mails I sent you late last week were returned as undeliverable. I'll work on that from my end, but -- in the meantime -- know that I have received your e-mail, thank you for your patience, and will deliver the package before you go to New Orleans. Also, thanks for forwarding me those photos of you in drag. I agree with your comment that you make a 'very fetching young lass.'

What? Oh, don't worry... no one else will read that. It does say 'Confidential to Teej' in the title, after all. No one would be rude enough to read a private message meant for someone else.