TRAGEDY STRIKES ADVOCATE WRITER
My heart aches for red-headed writer Michael A. Knipp:
If I knew then what I know now—that standing out is actually a blessing—I would have embraced my uniqueness when I had the chance... Embracing age 25 this year, however, is a different story. That prospect hurts worse than any playground insult I’ve ever endured.Poor thing.
Folks, this is the sort of tragedy they write operas about. I weep... I weep... but at least it's nice to know that The Advocate found space for this column. Otherwise they might have been forced to, oh, review a book or something.
[Post edited to change 'too' to 'to', since Chrisafer is such a perfectionist. Of course, the original misspelling was done on purpose, but still...]