ELECTION RECAP
1. Zogby International sucks. Who did they exit-poll? John Kerry's mother?

2. I don't know what is wrong with you people. Senator Bunning? Senator Coburn? Senator DeMint? Senator Martinez? Why didn't you just elect Alan Keyes, too? The make-up of the upcoming Senate majority makes me more uncomfortable than the Bush re-election.

3. Why is everyone surprised that Tom Daschle lost his re-election bid in South Dakota? He's been behind in the polls for a month.

4. Now for the good news: nekkidness! Not only was streaking U.S. Representative Pete Sessions (Asshole-TX) re-elected, but Jersey City voters have apparently elected Jerramiah Healy as their mayor. Neighbors of Mr. Healy know that he has nothing to hide. Anymore.

5. Oh, and can Mary Cheney be a lesbian again now? Just asking...