I AM MY OWN BEST IDIOT
This has nothing to do with FTD.com -- lucky you -- but a few moments ago it occurred to me that I should read the words I type a bit more carefully.

For instance, one week ago I wrote:

You know how it goes: the definition
of insanity is doing the same thing
over and over in the same way and
expecting different results.

By those standards, I'm insane. Because when an old pattern recurred in the past few days, I gamely expected different results. Now I'm beginning to think I got the same old, and yet I'm strangely surprised.

Famous Author Rob Byrnes, your padded room is ready.