ALL TOGETHER NOW: DUH!

You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman. Penis 92% Abs/Stomach 75% Face 58% Butt 33% Boobs 33% What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) created with QuizFarm.com

In other fun news:

You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Posion 73% Gunshot 73% Stabbed 47% Natural Causes 40% Eaten 40% Bomb 33% Suicide 33% Accident 33% Cut Throat 27% Drowning 20% Disease 20% Suffocated 13% Disappear 7% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

And, finally, the most relevant Internets* quiz I have ever taken:

You scored as The Stud. Often seen as the quiet loner, you often dress in leather and stand in the rain hoping to meet a potential lover. The Stud 50% The Pretty-Boi Dyke 50% The Surprise! Dyke 40% The Sprightly Elfin Femme 40% The Magic Earring Ken Dyke 35% The Student Dyke 25% The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke 20% The Quasi-Gothic Femme 15% The Femme Fatale 15% The Granola Dyke 10% The Bohemian Dyke 5% The Hipster Dyke 5% The Little-Boy Dyke 0% What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.) created with QuizFarm.com

* -- Note to self: that whole 'Internets' joke has, I think, finally played out. So stop doing it!