Sunday, January 07, 2007

FASTER, WRITER! KILL! KILL!
You'd think the 5-star reviews, good ink from Publisher's Weekly, Booklist, Books to Watch Out For, and other publications would make me happy, right?

So why do I want to track down and beat the crap out of every Barry in Boston, until I find the right one?

Asshole.

Okay, I'm fine now.





Asshole.



No, now I'm really fine.

(You people thiunk it's easy being me? With all my insecurities? With random Barrys giving me shit? Oh, hell no!)




By the way, Barry, you're an asshole. Just sayin'.

File this one under: 'you think it's easy?' Also under 'Barry is an asshole.'

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Monday, October 09, 2006

OVER-REVIEWED
You know what really bothers gay writers? Every time we turn around, another gay media outlet is reviewing our work! I wish they would stop doing that. It's... oppressive.

Yes, I know that the gay media feels a responsibility to bring gay titles to the attention of gay readers. Otherwise, they would focus almost exclusively on music and gossip, rather than being obsessed with gay literature. But -- and here I absolutely speak for every gay writer, with the possible exceptions of Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, and The Gay American -- gay writers are getting sick and tired of all this attention.

It's just too much! The Advocate is starting to resemble a gay version of The New York Review of Books. Genre increasingly reads like a homosexual version of Publishers Weekly. They might as well just change the name of Out to The Big Gay Magazine About Big Gay Books. It's embarrassing.

Thank God 365Gay.com has the courage to break the mold. In a day when gay readers are being over-exposed to gay writers and gay literature, 365Gay.com has taken the bold step of reviewing a book by a New York Times best-selling writer which seems to have no discernible gay content. And let me be the first to say that it's about time!

Hopefully, the rest of the gay media will join 365Gay.com and start to leave gay writers alone. Hey, Advocate! Hey, Genre! Hey, Out! Would you PLEASE review a CD or a concert or a television show?!!

On behalf of all gay writers who are not Burroughs, Sedaris, or The Gay American, I thank you.

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Friday, June 30, 2006

TYPE FIRST, THINK LATER
From Queerty:
• The NFL opened its rookie training symposium with an openly gay speaker (a NFL vice president, no less) at its diversity training seminar. In the program's 10-year history, this is a first. [Out Sports]
Uh... no. If you actually read the article, you won't find anything that even hints that the NFL vice president is gay. As a matter of fact, he's married and has six children. I'm sure Queerty regrets the error.

And from, uh, Queerty:
...while the LGR's site Schwarzenegger's record on GLBT issues as "extraordinary,"...
A few corrections are in order:

1. The acronym for Log Cabin Republicans would be LCR, not LGR. I'm sure Queerty regrets the error.

2. The word is 'cite,' not 'site.' I'm sure Queerty regrets the error.

3. If they must pluralize LCR -- I'm not sure why, since it is an acronym for a plural to begin with -- they should lose the apostrophe. LCRs, not LCR's. I know that some style guides disagree with me, but they are wrong. Still, that's enough give them a free pass on the apostrophe... not, however, on compound pluralization.

Ah, hell, the kids at Queerty can always find work at 365gay.com, so they'll be all right.

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Friday, July 18, 2003

OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. NOT
Good morning. My right eye is red and swollen shut. I have a blazing headache. I ache all over. My stomach is... well, we won't go there. Let's just say that it isn't pretty. And I'm sweating up a storm.

I think I have what these kids had.

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