HAPPY NEW YEAR
I am back in New York. Expect a long entry tomorrow... unless I'm too hungover.
In the meantime, my best wishes for your Y2KVII.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
AND I'M TELLING YOU I AM GOING...
AND NOW, A NOTE ABOUT ONE OF OUR RECURRING CHARACTERS
I GUESS I CAN'T ROOT FOR TOM TANCREDO NOW
(100%) 1: Sen. Barack Obama (D)Interesting, but -- as usual -- not quite there. For one thing, I haven't quite caught Obama Fever yet. Call me cynical, but the new, exotic, popular kid at school needs to prove himself first. Then we'll see.
(97%) 2: Gov. Bill Richardson (D)
(96%) 3: Sen. Russ Feingold (D)
(89%) 4: Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D)
(84%) 5: Sen. John Kerry (D)
(81%) 6: Ex-Sen. John Edwards (D)
(81%) 7: Gov. Tom Vilsack (D)
(80%) 8: Ex-VP Al Gore (D)
(80%) 9: Sen. Hillary Clinton (D)
(78%) 10: Sen. Christopher Dodd (D)
(77%) 11: Sen. Joseph Biden (D)
(76%) 12: Ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R)
(75%) 13: Gov. Mitt Romney (R)
(73%) 14: Retired Gen. Wesley Clark (D)
(69%) 15: Sen. Evan Bayh (D)
(64%) 16: Gov. George Pataki (R)
(61%) 17: Gov. Mike Huckabee (R)
(57%) 18: Sec. Condoleezza Rice (R)
(55%) 19: Ex-Rep. Newt Gingrich (R)
(54%) 20: Sen. George Allen (R)
(52%) 21: Sen. Chuck Hagel (R)
(51%) 22: Sen. John McCain (R)
(50%) 23: Rep. Tom Tancredo (R)
(39%) 24: Sen. Sam Brownback (R)
SO I'M READING GAWKER AND...
As long as we're wanging it up today, we may as well mention the recent cockfight between The New Republic's Michael Crowley and famous author Michael Crichton...What?
THE WEEKEND IN REVIEW
A QUESTION OF CONFIDENTIALITY
THE PAIN... THE PAIN...
Dominique has admitted to killing 23 gay men over the course of 8 years and dumping their bodies in isolated locations and parishes (um, weird).The poor kids at Queerty have apparently never been to Louisiana. I would have thought the use of the word 'parish' in association with Louisiana was common knowledge, but everyone I associate with graduated from high school, so maybe I just expect too much.
BEYOND WASTING TIME
OW! NO! PLEASE STOP!! NO MORE!!! MOMMY!!!!!
OOPS, THEY DID IT AGAIN
OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
We want to thank you for all your thoughts and prayers during these events. Kathy once again (to make 100% clear) is safe and sound as are all staff members.Who does she think she is? Omarion?