"Tom. You're gay."
D-Nasty gets to the heart of a certain Cruise-Cruz misadventure in an exclusive scoop!
The Official Web Log of Famous Author Rob Byrnes,
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Defining Deviancy Down Since 2003
"Tom. You're gay."
ALL BLOG ENTRY IDEAS HAVE NOW APPARENTLY BEEN USED UP
BUY MY 'NAVAHOE BRAVE' SWEATER, OR I'LL CUT YOU
E-MAIL EXCHANGE SPARKS 'BURNING BED'-TYPE INCIDENT. DETAILS AT ELEVEN....
I PROBABLY COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS
|You are -1% geek||Boy, you really broke through the bottom on this one. You are SO not geek. I recommend staying away from conventions, computer stores, colleges, universities, or anywhere else people might display the slightest interest in something other than what's on TV at the present moment. Your mere presence among geeks of any degree is incredibly dangerous to the continued existence of the known universe. Here, I'll say it slow so you can understand: Anti-geek + Geek = Big Boom. Now go read a book, for god's sake.|
IT SEEMS THE GIRL GETS AROUND...
IF YOU WAIT LONG ENOUGH, THE EXPLANATION USUALLY BECOMES APPARENT
FUN WITH LIZA AND MIKE
I'M ALIVE. REALLY.
FROM THE 'SENT MESSAGES' FILE; ' TO: BRADYKINS' EDITION
SEE? IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU...
JAY LENO: THE THIEF OF BLOGS
COCKTAILS WITH THE BISHOP
DEAR IOWA: PLEASE STOP CALLING
JOHN DERBYSHIRE WRITES (NEED I SAY MORE?)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLOG?
THE LOG CABIN JUDICIARY?
JUST WHAT WE NEED: ANOTHER BILLIONAIRE ACTOR/POLITICIAN
A COUPLE O'QUIZZES FOR YOU
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you,
you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions
about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a
number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good
meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
face="Times New Roman">Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
MARK YOUR CALENDARS
IRONIC LINK TO AN ARTICLE ON BLOGS, WHICH WILL BE LINKED SO MUCH TODAY THAT ALL IRONY WILL DIE BY NOON
TELL THEM, BROTHER TREY!
THEY COME, THEY GO
DISSIN' THE DEAD