DECEMBER'S "TIMOTHY TREADWELL/ROY HORN: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT AWARD" GOES TO...
Vitaly Nikolayenko!
You know, you never hear about these sorts of incidents involving bunny rabbits. I'm just sayin'.
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DECEMBER'S "TIMOTHY TREADWELL/ROY HORN: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT AWARD" GOES TO...
NOTHING LIKE BEING PREPARED
2003: MY YEAR IN REVIEW
TWO QUICK QUESTIONS FOR MY LOYAL READERS
LOOK AT ME! I'M DOING DONALD WILDMON'S BIDDING... AND I LIKE IT!
WORST. FRIDAY. EVER.
SANTA, BABY!
YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM TRL
OH, YEAH...
MAMAS, DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE BEAUTY QUEENS
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU GET HERE, AS LONG AS...
AND IN A VERY SPECIAL VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF 'THOSE WACKY ROWLANDS'
A FEW RANDOM FRIDAY THINGS WHILE I'M WAITING FOREVER FOR A SET OF MAILING LABELS TO BE PRINTED AND I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG BUT IT'S HOLDING UP THE ENTIRE PROCESS OF MAILING THE OFFICE HOLIDAY CARDS AND I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT AND I'M ABOUT TO WRITE OUT THE GODDAMN ENVELOPES LONGHAND!
WE'RE NUMBER FIVE!
AND NOW A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF 'THOSE WACKY ROWLANDS!'
THE WEEK IN REVIEW, AND IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY
MISS ME? GET USED TO IT.
DELETIONS AND STUFF LIKE THAT
AND, OH YEAH...
HE HAD IT COMING...
DECEMBER 8 CELEBRITY FACTOIDS
FUCK YOU, BILL HICKS
NEW ON THE BLOGROLL...
GET OUT YOUR CALENDARS
SPEAKING OF MY READERS...
I HEART KRAIG MEYER
TICK... TICK... TICK...
BLOG TARGET OF THE WEEK: "THE SIMPLE LIFE"
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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS
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